Another meme, yes.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Jaggerjack Grimmjow (Bleach)
2. Dante (DMC)
3. Link (Zelda)
4. Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki)
5. Roxas (Kingdom Hearts)
6. Cloud Strife (FF7)
7. Chiaro/Michelotto (Cantarella)
8. Kazu (Airgear)
9. Reno (FF7)
10. Quincy Papa (Bleach)
11. Lavi (DGrey man)
12. Kubota Makoto (wild adapter)



1. Have you read a 6 [Cloud]/11 [Lavi] fic? Do you want to?
I think i might have to bleach my brain if that actually existed

2. Do you think 4 [Gojyo] is hot? How hot?
Damn skippy. Pink hair is sexy.

3. What would happen if 12 [Kubota] got 8 [Kazu] pregnant?
It would be a medical miracle.

4. Can you rec any fics about 9 [Reno]?
I read a really good one once...that was actually Reno/Cloud, and I hate any pairing that has Cloud in it, but this one was extremely well written so it was good. I dont remember what it was called but it was from Reno's point of view. Kinda like journal entries.

5. Would 2 [Dante] and 6 [Cloud] make a good couple?
I think my heart just died.

6. 5 [Roxas]/9 [Reno] or 5 [Roxas]/10 [Quincy Papa]? Why?
Erm... I think Roxas Reno would be better than Roxas Quincy papa...because Quincy papa would kill Roxas before he could get anywhere near him. Roxas/ Reno might be cute :: i dont hate it

7. What would happen if 7 [Chiaro] walked in on 2 [Dante] and 12 [Kubota] having sex?
Stare frozen for a second then run away with wide eyes and a hand over his mouth.

8. Make up a summary for a 3 [Link]/10 [Quincy Papa] fic.
I think they would probably fight over who was a better shot and have some crazy ass target practice.

9. Is there any such thing as 1 [Grimmjow]/8 [Kazu] fluff?
there is no such thing as fluff when Grimmjow is involved...even though he is a kitty.

10. Suggest a title for a 7 [chiaro]/12 [kubota] hurt/comfort fic.
I have no idea...probably something cheesy with "assassin" in the title

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 [Gojyo] to deflower 1 [Grimmjow]?
It would probably involve Grimmjow being tied up and forced. "deflower" is not a word to be used in the same sentence as Grimmjow. He is the one that would be doing the deflowering...except that gojyo is a whore...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 [Chiaro] slash?
i dont know anyone that reads cantarella but me.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 [Link] het?
I read one once...but it was a joke one. like..."the ultimate zelda fanfic" which involved Zelda getting bitchslapped by that annoying fairy because everyone wanted Link.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2 [Dante]/4 [Gojyo]/5 [Roxas]?
That sounds like a bad joke. What happens when you put a demon hunter, a demon, and a boy without a heart in a room with lots of weapons.

15. What might 10 [Quincy papa] scream out at a moment of great passion?
SAY MY NAME BITCH

16. If you wrote a songfic about 8 [Kazu], which song would you choose?
Probably something angsty.

17. If you wrote a 1 [Grimmjow]/6 [Cloud]/12 [Kubota] fic, what would the warnings be?
Character Death, Extreme Violence, Blood, Gore.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 [Dante] to use on 10 [Quincy Papa]?
Something terrible, like "Can I See your weapon"

19. When was the last time you read a fic about 5 [Roxas]?
Like...yesterday (is totally embarrassed)

20. What's 6 [Cloud]'s super-secret kink?
"It's not a secret, but dressing up in women's clothing."
I'll just keep what Meg said, cause its too true.

21. Would 11 [Lavi] shag 9 [Reno]? Drunk or sober?
That would be hot...no lies. But Reno is always drunk...so i'd have to say Drunk.

22. If 3 [Link] and 7 [Chiaro] get together, who tops?
Link. Link doesnt uke for anyone...except dark link.


23. "1 [Grimmjow] and 9 [Reno] are in a happy relationship until 9 [Reno] suddenly runs off with 4 [Gojyo]. 1 [Grimmjow], broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 [ Lavi] and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 [Kubota], then follows the wise advice of 5 [Roxas] and finds true love with 3 [Link]." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

The completely unplausable fanfiction of phail. First of all Grimmjow would not do relationships at all, he would never listen to a pipsqueak like Roxas, and Grimmjow needs to stay the fuck away from Link.

24. How would you feel if 7 [Chiaro]/8 [Kazu] was canon?
i would think it would be all too much blonde in one place at one time

25. Who would make a better college professor: 6 [Cloud] or 11 [Lavi]?
though it kills me to admit it...Cloud. Cause even though Lavi is going to be the book man and remembers EVERYTHING, he would be too busy hitting on all the co-eds. Cloud would angst all the time, but he would be a college professor...heh...maybe he can teach psych or something

26. Do you think 2 [Dante] is hot? How hot?
::insert unintelligable girly noises here:: Mmm...Dante...

27. 12 [Kubota] sends 8 [Kazu] on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
Kubota would send Kazu to the store to get that new flavor of gum. Kazu would go because he was scared of Kubota, and he would be back faster than the speed of sound.

28. What would 5 [Roxas] most likely be arrested for?
Identity Theft

29. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 [Chiaro] or 8 [Kazu]?
Probably Chiaro...cause he would stab any bitch that tried to get near me.